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bedding…

i washed all my bedding tonight, down to and including the mattress pad… 

beds didn’t used to be fancy, there were cribs for babies, twin beds or trundle or bunk beds for kids and adults had ‘regular’ beds…  sheets even used to come in ‘regular’ ~ rich people may have had larger beds, but i didn’t know any rich people.

my back hurts most of the time and after sleeping on a good but old mattress for about 10 years i bought a very good ($$$$) mattress a couple of years ago from my friend tony.  i also bought a nice ($$) mattress pad for it.  the matress is a queen sized high profile (13 in deep) , pillow top, that doesn’t have to be flipped, just rotated once in awhile.  it requires little garter belts to hold the mattress pad in place.

it’s hot and kind of muggy tonight and after wrestling the pad into place and trying to attach the little garter belt thingies to the corners, i determined it is not any easier to hook a garter belt to a 13 in deep mattress pad than it was to bend over backwards and try to attach a garter belt hookie bob to a pair of nylon stockings.

they do miraculously hold a mattress pad down tough, just like they used to hold nylon stockings up!

indivisable…

these are thoughts from last friday morning ~

i like to wake up a little early before i have to get up and just find a comfortable [pain free] position and just lay there until it’s time to get up…

this morning i spent my 20 minutes trying to remember the pledge of allegiance ~ don’t ask me why ~ it just popped into my head.

i got the i pledge allegiance to the flag part and the one nation under God part, then i said [in my head] with liberty and justice for all.  i knew that wasn’t quite right, but i could not remember the missing part.  it took me until i was brushing my teeth to remember ~ one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all …

it seems to me that i am not the only one that has forgotten, i forgot the word, seems like lots of americans have forgotten the concept.

when i was a kid, we used to say the pledge of allegiance every morning in grade school.  it wasn’t too long after they added the “under God” phrase because people were still having trouble knowing where to put the pause.  one nation under God [pause] or one nation under God indivisible [pause].  i remember it being uncomfortable trying to say the new part in the correct way, apparently the first pause won out. 

do kids still say the pledge of allegiance, does anyone?  do kids even know the pledge of allegiance or is it only spoken now at citizenship ceremonies? does it matter?

hello! to all my blog friends [i just checked out my map and i have had visits from 56 different countries....that's a lot!!]  i also just looked and it’s been nearly two months since i wrote anything new on here except for the weight of my giant cat…. i’m sorry ~ the only excuse i have is that i have been lost in the quagmire that is facebook.  this is what i have learned:

i was born to be a teacher,  my real age is 53,  i am represented by a rose,  i will die dec 9, 2028,  my aura is red,  i am tv mom peggy bundy,   i am cartoon character eeyore,  i had to do the 5 bands i have seen in concert 3 times,  the first 5 cars i owned were a ‘68 mustang, a ‘76 capri, an ‘84 camaro,  an ‘85 camaro, and an ‘89 formula firebird…..,  i am half utarded,  if i won the lottery the 5 things i would blow money on immediately are a condo in san diego, a condo in santa fe, a new mustang gt, a trip to thialand and shoes…., i am a labradour,  i am ike eisenhower.

i have 43 friends,  i joined utahns for marriage equality, not having george bush for president; i am a fan of utah state university, top gear, monk, big bang theory, mike birbiglia, mexican food, cadbury eggs and jesse james is a dead man…. 

i think facebook was invented for 12 year olds that have no life and no job.  facebook is a fucking full time job!  it sucks you in and you forget that you have blog friends that aren’t on facebook…  well consider me unsucked. 

on the other hand, i found 4 of my neices on there, my sister in texas, an old lover, a few old friends,  and i get to see all the new baby photos of bri and aydin… so there are some high points on face book.

~ just don’t take that IQ quiz [no matter how many times it tells you your friends think you are stupid] it’s just a scam to get your cell phone number!

next time i will write about my real life! [ha!]

little drummer boy

my blog friend natalie was listening to joan jett today. i love joan jett.  one of my off the wall favs is  joan jet singing ‘little drummer boy’ in a scene from  ’class’ with rob lowe and andrew mccarthy. 

here are two renditions of that cut, one not so good, the second is better…

a really shitty mix of  joan jet

a better mix of  joan jett

and on the subject little drummer boy…. here are some other examples…

bing and david

charlotte church

john denver

bob seger

jars of clay

dino…

that’s not his real name, but i didn’t change it protect his innocence ~ he lost that a long time ago.

that’s just his name ~ to me anyway ~ although i may be the only person that still calls him that.  dino has been in and out of prison since he got home from viet nam in 1972…  mostly in.  he’s still there now, anyway he better be.  i dreamed about him last night and he was here.  he had conned [HA!] a truck driver into bringing him here and then i overheard them taking about it and realized that he had escaped, again.  by his own account he has escaped eight times. he was released once, but only made it about 6 months.  maybe i should start at the beginning…

dino moved to my home town when i was in the eight grade, he was a classic juvenile delinquent, his hair was cut in a flat top and died red, he wore jeans and t-shirts and big leather boots.  the first day at school he got in a fight with one of the guys in my class, i still remember standing in the school parking lot watching them fight across the street ~ wasn’t on the school grounds so the town cop showed up and broke it up.  [the first time i saw dirty dancing and patrick swayze walked into that dining room i could only think of dino ~ not his looks exactly,  just the look of him]

now, i had been in love with craig sutherland since the forth grade, i got in trouble for writing kim + craig on the wall of the high school!  he had even given me a ring that he bought at lee’s variety store, it had a blue stone in it.  i can’t remember if i still had that ring when i was in eight grade, but it didn’t matter, this new bad boy had just stolen my heart!

dino was only in eureka for a couple of years.  he and chris evans ran away to price one night, chris came back, dino never did.  i did see him right before he left for viet nam, his cousin brought him to eureka and we talked out in front of my house.  i lost track of him after that until after my mom passed away.

i went down home to visit my aunt boo and she was up at her friend elsie’s house.  turns out that elsie had been given my mom’s old phone number.  we were taking and elsie said she had received a letter from someone asking about me…. someone named dino.  i said, the last time i heard anything about dino, he was in prison. [this was around 1985, i hadn't heard anything about dino since 1972]  but, i did dream about him once.

elsie wouldn’t correspond with him about me with out asking my permission so i told her i would write to him…  i read the letter and it said that dino was in prison in gunnison utah and was looking through the phone books  and recognized a telephone  number ….6858.   he didn’t recognize elsie’s name, but did remember the number.  he wrote asking about my mom; and asked about me, because he thought i had died.

now you might not believe this next part, but i do…. apparently some time in the ’80s dino was in prison in california, he was stabbed in the shower and as he laid on the floor watching his blood run down the drain i came to him…. well i think that was the time i dreamed about him, that’s how i knew he was in prison.  he said he thought i was an angel, that’s why he thought i was dead… [my friend karla once told me 'if you ever see me in your dreams, wave.  i will wave back...']

i have been writing to him since then, my letters have followed him from gunnison, to cedar city, to new mexico, to colorado, to georgia, to pennsylvania, to florida.  i visited him twice ; once in cedar city and once in new mexico.  he’s my friend, i don’t know all he’s done in his life, i don’t judge the things i do know.  he has wives and girlfriends and children and grand children and he has me.  i don’t still have that school girl crush on him, but i will always have a place in my heart for him.

he has never shown up on my door step, but if he does, he’d better show up with release papers in his hand!   i must admit that the first thing i did this morning was get on the federal prison inmate locator site to make sure he was still where he was supposed to be, because sometimes in the last 37 years, he hasn’t been.

link to james on lolcatz

well, james in on lolcatz, go comment and make him famous!

once again the brain of the overthinker has brightened my day….  and apparently with a genius late entry [it's my contest i can change the rules at will] won either a personalized starbucks gift card or a gift cert to amazon dot com….

here is her entry… now i just have to figure out how to get it on lolcats [more on that later]

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don’t know about you, but i’m still laughing!

the photos below are of my fat cat in the foreground my normal sized cat in the background….  i think one of these would be a nice addition to lolcats.  [see more fun cat photos in the previous post below]

contest:  got to lolcats, so you get the idea, then submit a caption for one or both of these photos…  a crack team of tame racing judges will pick a winner and then submit the photo + caption to lolcats/icanhascheesburger.  you will get full literary credit for your caption, i will get full credit for feeding this beast!  [i will research and determine which one is the true lolcats and which one will give us the most press, it's all about exposure] please specify photo A or photo B when entering your caption in the contest.

 

PHOTO A

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PHOTO B

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prize: you can pick either:

 a personalized refillable starbucks card or a gift cert to amazon.com

contest deadline : april fool’s day 12 midnight

i take about 3 baths a year.  bathing relaxes me very much; which is not useful in the morning when trying to get ready for work.  and let’s face it, no one under the age of  50  40  35  28 wants to look down at themselves in a bathtub. [that's why someone invented bubble bath for hell's sake]. but, after spending most of yesterday and part of this morning cleaning off the patio, raking and picking up 2 months worth of dog pooh, constructing a stairway [of sorts] for my giant cat** and doing laundry ~ this afternoon i was old beyond my years and my back was killing me. 

my brother in law gave me this for Christmas:

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so i decided today would be the perfect time to try it out.  [it's all raining and dark and dreary and i figured that if i didn't turn on the lights  in the bathroom i wouldn't accidentally look down and see myself] …

i started drawing a bath, lit some really good incense [the kind you purchase in a head shop, not that cheap-ass stuff that smells like your house is on fire!] and prepared to be relaxed.  i was determined that i was going to soak in that hot mineral bath until my toes got at least a little bit pruny!

the instructions said to “use a generous handful after you enter the warm bath” which i did and it immediately smelled like dirt.  at this point i am thinking to myself [and knowing that the butlers are not above giving prank gifts for Christmas] i bet this is joke and this stuff is going to turn me green or something….  well it didn’t, i added a little more and i relaxed “as the essential oils remarkably soothe your [my] tired old ass”…  i would highly recommend this stuff.  i feel great now! thanks randy!!

**there is no way james can jump high enough, given his girth, to get on the bed and he keeps falling off the chair that he used to use to get up there and i was afraid he was going to break something or cause a tsunami so i fashioned this for him [i have a similar one for myself on the other side]:

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and here he is:

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sorry jeff, i’m too pooped to lift him on the scales to see how much he weighs right now [i will update the diet progress report later]… 

~about a half hour later~ this is an undoctored photograph [that's what they used to call them before photoshop...] james and nikita [for comparison's sake] nikita is a slightly petite, but relatively normal sized, but miserable house cat.  james on the other hand…

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damn! now i can’t remember what i went back in the bedroom for!

 

and here he is [the out take]:

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priceless!!

i was on a dreaded combo conference call .slash. webinar [OMG] today and during one point we got to see the ‘presentor’s’ screen saver.  a nice photo of a tom petty concert ~ she said ‘i saw him last week, it was on my bucket list’ then ‘can you believe i have a bucket list, i’m only 50′. well, boys and girls, that got me thinking ~ i don’t have a bucket list, i’m way past 50 ~ i think i need a bucket list….

ok, number one, 1, first, the beginning ~ i got nothin’ -tick-tick-tick-tick…..wait, i thought of something ~

1. be on a beach somewhere [anywhere] in the good old US of America where i am the only person for as far as i can see [or at least a mile in each direction].

2. go back to boston and eat at legal seafood.

3. own a sportscar again [one that will go naught to 60 in way less than 10 sec].

4. get back in some kind of decent physical shape

5. find a red wine i actually like

6. go to Easter sunrise service on hidden peak at snowbird

more later ~ I think this should be hand written to be binding, but i’ll worry about that later too…

update, march 20:

7. ride the train from slc to seattle

update, march 26

8. go to race driving school

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