here are a few random thoughts, brought on my random events while driving to town this morning ~ approximately 1.5 miles.
1. where the fuck did these people learn to drive???
2. best yard sale sign of the summer “crap-o-rama 3rd east 3rd south”
3. dude, if your stopped at a stop light on your motorcycle and your garments are hanging out beneath your shorts, the shorts probably aren’t church approved….
4. hey dumb ass [woman on cell phone with poodle on one of those retractable leashes] might want to reel your dog in since it is out in the middle of the street and you are still behind a van and can’t see if there are any cars coming…
5. that was it… i feel better now.
You are in Cache County instead of down here where real people know how to drive.
Garments hanging out of the shorts, could have been worse, the one eyed middle knee would have been looking at you. Have you seen the short shorts that are the style now. I can’t wear them because I’m too short.
I feel better just because you feel better.
At first I thought that your sentence read “…and your gametes are hanging out beneath your shorts” — then I realized I was wrong. But actually it kinda fits the visual you paint here. 😉
gametes, garments, they pretty much go hand in hand [no pun intended]….