here are a few random thoughts, brought on my random events while driving to town this morning ~ approximately 1.5 miles.
1. where the fuck did these people learn to drive???
2. best yard sale sign of the summer “crap-o-rama 3rd east 3rd south”
3. dude, if your stopped at a stop light on your motorcycle and your garments are hanging out beneath your shorts, the shorts probably aren’t church approved….
4. hey dumb ass [woman on cell phone with poodle on one of those retractable leashes] might want to reel your dog in since it is out in the middle of the street and you are still behind a van and can’t see if there are any cars coming…
5. that was it… i feel better now.