‘”…ever get so tired that you taste liver in your mouth…?” eddie murphy
“this is the thing about fat people, they love cake… they love the fat… they’re sort of like the anteater, they’re named after their favorite food…” ricky gervais
“Love your Enemies , they’ll hate ya’ for it”… the king of new york hack’s beautiful mother
“… i’m not doin’ it for respect, i’m doin’ it ’cause i’m an idiot and this is the kind of shit that i think is fun…” jesse james
“i learned they won’t sell you a hand gun if you are crying” lord carrett
“rhubarb is like celery that went bad, celery’s punk ass bitch cousin” dennis leary
“i’ll be the prop” richard simmons
90 year old meredith: “what would i do without you?”
90 year old christina: “starve”
oprah: “how do you feel, though, about getting older?”
cher: “i think it sucks…”
those who dance are considered insane by those who can’t hear the music… george carlin
never eat more than you can lift…. miss piggy
dreamers don’t have strategic grill locations… mitch hedberg
what if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about…? unknown
life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans… john lennon
They may not sell you an hand gun but they will sell you wine. I found that out!
Yippie Skippie